I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

touch-my-butt:

Anything Goes lyrics

GOD I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD TO LEARN ALL THE LYRICS TO THIS STUPID SONG

(Source: fameiv)

The Parent Trap (1998)

(Source: subwaytoken)

Isn’t it funny the way some combinations of words can give you – apart from their meaning – a thrill like music?

(Source: mysharona1987)

porndirector:

When I get hit on

gracehelbig:

REVIEWING THE TRAILER FOR 50 SHADES OF GREY 

utterly-insane-panda:

acaipearls:

gdirtydime19:

causethatswhatisaid:

have-go0dvibes:



this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.



ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

This is the best gif I’ve seen in a while.

cool

Second time on my dash for two different blogs!!!!

Sick. As. Fuck.

utterly-insane-panda:

acaipearls:

gdirtydime19:

causethatswhatisaid:

have-go0dvibes:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)

This is the best gif I’ve seen in a while.

cool

Second time on my dash for two different blogs!!!!

Sick. As. Fuck.

(Source: intoxicatedteen)

The best thing I’ve figured out is to just let things get really awful and wait for the joke. There’s always a joke lurking in the darkest shit. That’s how we forgive ourselves.
ourpresidents:

Jacqueline Kennedy was born on this day in 1929, in Southhampton, New York.  She was named Jacqueline Lee Bouvier.  Her father, John, was a stockbroker on Wall Street whose family had come from France in the early 1800s. Her mother, Janet, had ancestors from Ireland and England. 
As a child, Jackie loved to read. Before she started school, she had read all the children’s books on her bookshelves. Her heroes were Mowgli from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book, Robin Hood, Little Lord Fauntleroy’s grandfather, Scarlett O’Hara from Gone With the Wind, and the poet Byron.
Learn more about growing up as Jacqueline Kennedy from the JFK Library
Photo: Jacqueline Bouvier, 1935. Photograph by David Berne in the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston.

ourpresidents:

Jacqueline Kennedy was born on this day in 1929, in Southhampton, New York.  She was named Jacqueline Lee Bouvier.  Her father, John, was a stockbroker on Wall Street whose family had come from France in the early 1800s. Her mother, Janet, had ancestors from Ireland and England. 

As a child, Jackie loved to read. Before she started school, she had read all the children’s books on her bookshelves. Her heroes were Mowgli from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book, Robin Hood, Little Lord Fauntleroy’s grandfather, Scarlett O’Hara from Gone With the Wind, and the poet Byron.

Learn more about growing up as Jacqueline Kennedy from the JFK Library

Photo: Jacqueline Bouvier, 1935. Photograph by David Berne in the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.

(Source: birbapa)